- “It looks like an undead America in my hands.”
- “Without a doubt, Wyatt Duvall was probably the most sinister man that has ever lived.”
- Community leaders protest new soup kitchen
- Will smoking dryer lint become the newest drug epidemic to sweep the nation?
- Food police arrest unsuspecting shoppers
- Civil War reenactment draws ire of Southern heritage supporters
- Diversified Solutions, Inc. Amendment to Bylaw 23: Section 48 ii
- Benefit carnival for abused children outrages community
- Studies confirm: Dating dippers is deadly
- “I swallowed sod. I breathed worms. I huffed the entire 50-yard line. “
- Teen access to dryer lint greater than alcohol and marijuana
- “The message was simple but direct: ‘Urinals and toilets broken. Please use sink.’”
- Controversial dryer lint advocate arrested at St. Paddy’s party release
- Diversified Solutions, Inc. Amendment to Bylaw 63: Section 63 lxiii
- “I’ve begged on street corners. I’ve passed out in the gutter. I’ve blown white-collar narcissists just to steal their belly lint.”
- Dryer lint advocate arrested after Centennial Park rally
- A Guerrilla Marketing Primer: How to trigger the Curiosity Reflex of the consumer
- “I looked in the mirror. It had gone cold turkey. I hadn’t. I couldn’t. But I refused to turn look away.’
- Wake Up, America. The Slumber Party Wants You to Sleep
- The Slumber Party Pledge: Fight for Your Right to Rest
- The Triumphant History of the Slumber Party Flower
- Pro-nap group wants company to realize ‘sleep’ is not a four-letter word
- Community outraged by easy access to porn at convenience store
- Amendment to Bylaw 49: Section 72 iii
- The Future Abortionists of America
- “The Hazardous Toys: Choking Division is doing their part. Are you doing yours?”
- “As many of you are aware, Team Teen Trauma has been hard at work creating a new internet hoax and urban legend.”
- Community outraged by easy access to porn at convenience store
- Christian-style ‘American Idol’ holds auditions outside hospital of woman in vegetative state
- Diversified Solutions: Status Report
- Twin Towers toy strikes terror in heart of parents
- Undercover, We Are One.
- Community outraged by easy access to porn at convenience store
- “While some scholarships require students to maintain a 3.0 grade point average or score a 1500 on the SAT, all that we ask is that they score a .08 on a breathalyzer.”
- Diversified Solutions Incorporated: Status Report
- The Somnambulist, 12 R.E..M. 48-87
- The Slumber Party takes over Civil War site
- Community outraged by easy access to porn at convenience store
- “The Spectre that is the Slumber Party, the apparitional epiphany that is the Sleepwalker”
- Diversified Solutions: Status Report
- “Let the Spirit Move You”
- Diversified Solutions: Status Report
- “The Comfort of Ceremony”
- “I had built a craven image to myself out of upcycled condoms and semen and I crushed it with one blow.”
- Slumber Party leaders unveils controversial immigration reform plan
- Controversial painting causes gallery to shuts its doors following complaints
- Community outraged by easy access to porn at convenience store
- “The restroom mirrors in the Back Alley spoke in tongues and the graffilthy on the walls was written in braille.”
- The Somnambulist: 2 R.E.M. 7:20
- “The image of a single sheep appeared. It looked at the camera and said, ‘Dan Heusen. We are coming for ewe.’”
- Slumber Party’s Duvall urges Congress to pass ‘Obamaguns’ bill
- Duvall tells Congress: Create interment malls for Syrian refugees
- Review: Zombie thriller ‘The South Will Rise Again’ delivers plenty of scares
- Flash nap shuts down tourist market
- “The naysayers will say the book you hold in your hands is a work of fiction. Let them.”
- “The myth of Kris Kringle must die. And this must be our Last Noel.”
- A partial transcript from the documentary “The Many Crimes of Wyatt Duvall”
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