Diversified Solutions: Status Report

Once again congratulations are in order for Jay Hamilton, this time for the creation of the Chicken Little Spam Generator, a simple program that scours the internet looking for the latest rising stars on the Anxiety Index charts and inserts the basic components into a Chicken Little form letter. The program then sends out the new email to its ever-growing listserv. As a result, Diversified Solutions has been able to transfer all members of the Spam Team to other departments. A select handful from the Spam Team, will be joining Dr. Hamilton on his latest top secret project.